Today? Oh Today is Just Fine!

Let me tell you about my early morning…

5.45am – Alarm goes off
5.45 to 6am – hit snooze
6.00am to 6.20am Debate with self as to whether to go to the gym before work
6.20am – Decide yes, get dressed grab things and shoot out door.
6.33am – Arrive at gym
6.35am to 7.05am – Do work out (only able to do about 90% of work out due to time constraints and arms dropping off)
7.06am – Enter changing rooms – get stuff from locker and realise (oh shit) I had left towels at home.
7.06am to 7.10am – Faff about debating if not sweaty enough to just change and go to work with ample deodorant sprayed, OR to shower and dry off with small hand towel – Opt for shower.
7.10am to 7.20am – Shower, knock gym stuff on floor of shower and proceed to soak. Grab tiny hand towel and attempt to dry hair and body with said item and fail. Struggle into work clothes that have got a bit damp due to steam in shower.
7.25am – Head to work with clothes sticking to soggy body and hair nearly dry after a blast of a very good hair dryer.
7.40am – Arrive at work late, apply make up in car, pick up punnet of raspberries to go with fat free yogurt for breakfast, and tip bright red raspberry juice all down soggy shirt and trousers.
7.45am – Arrive at desk and sob quietly to self.
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